So, the sweet Hubby took the sad table apart. He cleaned it, taped off the top and spray painted it black. Then he put it all back together again.
And for some reason, the sweet Hubby put the dirty pollen covered lazy susan on top of the table without cleaning it. EWWW! But Miss FrouFrou was so happy that the table was now painted black that she forgave the sweet Hubby and didn't even mention the fact that it totally screwed up the after picture.
While the sweet Hubby was painting the table, Mrs. FrouFrou and he talked about sprucing up the cushions as well. Hmmmm, she thought. "What about dye?" So she drove to Hobby Lobby and picked up a few bottles of dye.
YIKES! Not exactly the green cushions Miss FrouFrou was going for.
So, the moral of the story is this: Read all directions on the bottle. The bottle clearly says in teeny tiny print, that it doesn't work well on Polyester fabrics. OOPS! That's what happens when Miss FrouFrou doesn't bother to put in her contacts so she can read the teeny tiny print.